tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-78004214984260742302012-01-03T06:04:55.928-08:00Jokes and humor and hundreds of funny jokes including religious, blonde, and funny jokes, SMSSandiphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02074393398011459300noreply@blogger.comBlogger141100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7800421498426074230.post-46688293411958559022009-12-03T11:13:00.001-08:002009-12-03T11:13:20.408-08:00One day u may ask me:<br />What is more important to you?<br />Me or your life?<br />I will say: My life…<br />You will walk away from me<br />Without knowing that U R MY LIFE!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7800421498426074230-4668829341195855902?l=jokes-sms-fun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sandiphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02074393398011459300noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7800421498426074230.post-10186075328720050722009-12-03T11:09:00.003-08:002009-12-03T11:09:56.270-08:00Friendship is a silent gift of nature…<br />More old... more strong...<br />More deep… more clear…<br />More close… more warm…<br />Less words… more understanding…<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7800421498426074230-1018607532872005072?l=jokes-sms-fun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sandiphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02074393398011459300noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7800421498426074230.post-15583341381943547012009-12-03T11:09:00.001-08:002009-12-03T11:09:56.270-08:00What is a friend?<br />He looks out for you,<br />Inspires you,<br />Laughs with you,<br />Cries with you,<br />Understands you,<br />Guides you and walks with you.<br />That’s what a friend is.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7800421498426074230-1558334138194354701?l=jokes-sms-fun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sandiphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02074393398011459300noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7800421498426074230.post-32465903090417150642009-12-03T11:08:00.003-08:002009-12-03T11:09:56.270-08:00Colours may fade<br />The sun may not shine<br />The moon may not be bright<br />Heartbeats may stop<br />Lives may pass but our friendship<br />I’ll treasure till the day my heart stops.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7800421498426074230-3246590309041715064?l=jokes-sms-fun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sandiphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02074393398011459300noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7800421498426074230.post-67505175558733937372009-12-03T11:08:00.001-08:002009-12-03T11:09:56.270-08:00I am not like a clock<br />That can sms you 24hrs a day<br />But my heart is like a clock<br />That nonstop cares, loves and prays<br />For a special friend… like you<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7800421498426074230-6750517555873393737?l=jokes-sms-fun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sandiphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02074393398011459300noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7800421498426074230.post-36371964360440383562009-12-03T11:07:00.003-08:002009-12-03T11:07:39.974-08:00I asked God for a Flower,<br />He gave me a garden<br />I asked for a tree<br />He gave me a forest,<br />I asked for a river<br />He gave me an ocean,<br />I asked for an angel<br />He gave me you.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7800421498426074230-3637196436044038356?l=jokes-sms-fun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sandiphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02074393398011459300noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7800421498426074230.post-76538933263978151132009-12-03T11:07:00.001-08:002009-12-03T11:07:39.974-08:00I can buy gifts but not Love<br />I can pretend to Smile<br />But not to be Happy<br />I can lie to others<br />But not to you<br />I do have many friends...<br />But none as Cute as you<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7800421498426074230-7653893326397815113?l=jokes-sms-fun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sandiphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02074393398011459300noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7800421498426074230.post-63880032125387735072009-12-03T11:05:00.001-08:002009-12-03T11:06:23.547-08:00Nice people are blessed people,<br />Ever friendly, always smiling,<br />Forgive easily, hold no grudges<br />And keep no malice.<br />Send this to a cute person<br />As I just sent to you.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7800421498426074230-6388003212538773507?l=jokes-sms-fun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sandiphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02074393398011459300noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7800421498426074230.post-65264489982904524052009-12-03T11:04:00.001-08:002009-12-03T11:04:57.907-08:00It’s another birthday for you.<br />God picked another petal on your flower,<br />Wishing that your flowers bloom for year.<br />Happy Birthday!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7800421498426074230-6526448998290452405?l=jokes-sms-fun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sandiphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02074393398011459300noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7800421498426074230.post-44401067251013725622009-12-03T11:03:00.003-08:002009-12-03T11:04:57.907-08:00Happy Birthday!<br />May u have many more<br />As many as stars in sky<br />As many as drops in rain<br />As a whole<br />May you live many centuries!<br />And each century has lakhs years!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7800421498426074230-4440106725101372562?l=jokes-sms-fun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sandiphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02074393398011459300noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7800421498426074230.post-23164121365952906602009-12-03T11:03:00.001-08:002009-12-03T11:04:57.908-08:00On your birthday,<br />I would like to give you<br />Some words of wisdom.<br />Smile, while you still have teeth.<br />Many many happy returns of the day<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7800421498426074230-2316412136595290660?l=jokes-sms-fun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sandiphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02074393398011459300noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7800421498426074230.post-31181161298222861182009-12-03T11:00:00.001-08:002009-12-03T11:00:45.745-08:00Flying papers, multi colours of balloon,<br />Delicated blossom, fantastic people,<br />Love and laughter. What it describes?<br /><br />Happy Birthday!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7800421498426074230-3118116129822286118?l=jokes-sms-fun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sandiphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02074393398011459300noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7800421498426074230.post-36288409920772096832009-12-03T10:59:00.001-08:002009-12-03T11:00:45.746-08:00A Birthday is a million moments,<br />Each holding a promise of fulfillment of your dreams,<br />&amp; accomplishments of some special plans.<br />Wish you a Very Happy Birthday!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7800421498426074230-3628840992077209683?l=jokes-sms-fun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sandiphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02074393398011459300noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7800421498426074230.post-69891312528031723052009-12-03T08:02:00.001-08:002009-12-03T08:03:03.133-08:00Wish you many happy returns of the day. <br />May God bless you with health, wealth <br />and prosperity in your life.<br />Happy Birthday to You!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7800421498426074230-6989131252803172305?l=jokes-sms-fun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sandiphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02074393398011459300noreply@blogger.com0