Ek Ladki ki 5 Crore ki lottery nikli.

Ek Ladki ki 5 Crore ki lottery nikli.

Company ne socha achanak bataaya to ladki khushi se mar sakti hai.
Unhone munna ko ye kaam saunpa, aur kaha ki aise batao ki wo khushi se mar na jaaye.
Munna ne ja ke us Ladki ko bola Farz karo aap ka 5 Crore ka Inaam nikle to kya karogi?
Ladki: Aap ke saamne 'nangi' ho jaaungi..
Aap meri chut me apna lund dalna jitni baar chaho.
Mai aapka lund chusungi...Aap mere boobs chusna meri gaand b maar lena...
Aur jaise tumara man kare waise karna
Or aadha inaam b tumhe de dungi.
Behen ka lauda munna hi khushi se mar gya.

A man goes to confession and says

A man goes to confession and says, "Forgive me Father, last night I made love to 21yr old twin sisters, in positions that I think are illegal,over and over again." The priest thinks for a few minutes and replies, "Buy 7 lemons, squeeze the juice into a glass and then drink it. "Will this cleanse me of my sin ?" Asks the man. "No" says the priest, "But it will wipe that fucking smile off your face you jammy bastard!!!"

One day u may ask me..

One day u may ask me:
What is more important to you?
Me or your life?
I will say: My life…
You will walk away from me
Without knowing that U R MY LIFE!

Friendship is a silent gift of nature…

Friendship is a silent gift of nature…
More old... more strong...
More deep… more clear…
More close… more warm…
Less words… more understanding…

What is a friend? He looks out for you..

What is a friend?
He looks out for you,
Inspires you,
Laughs with you,
Cries with you,
Understands you,
Guides you and walks with you.
That’s what a friend is.

Colours may fade..

Colours may fade
The sun may not shine
The moon may not be bright
Heartbeats may stop
Lives may pass but our friendship
I’ll treasure till the day my heart stops.

I am not like a clock...

I am not like a clock
That can sms you 24hrs a day
But my heart is like a clock
That nonstop cares, loves and prays
For a special friend… like you