Ek Ladki ki 5 Crore ki lottery nikli.

Ek Ladki ki 5 Crore ki lottery nikli.

Company ne socha achanak bataaya to ladki khushi se mar sakti hai.
Unhone munna ko ye kaam saunpa, aur kaha ki aise batao ki wo khushi se mar na jaaye.
Munna ne ja ke us Ladki ko bola Farz karo aap ka 5 Crore ka Inaam nikle to kya karogi?
Ladki: Aap ke saamne 'nangi' ho jaaungi..
Aap meri chut me apna lund dalna jitni baar chaho.
Mai aapka lund chusungi...Aap mere boobs chusna meri gaand b maar lena...
Aur jaise tumara man kare waise karna
Or aadha inaam b tumhe de dungi.
Behen ka lauda munna hi khushi se mar gya.

A man goes to confession and says

A man goes to confession and says, "Forgive me Father, last night I made love to 21yr old twin sisters, in positions that I think are illegal,over and over again." The priest thinks for a few minutes and replies, "Buy 7 lemons, squeeze the juice into a glass and then drink it. "Will this cleanse me of my sin ?" Asks the man. "No" says the priest, "But it will wipe that fucking smile off your face you jammy bastard!!!"