A man goes to confession and says, "Forgive me Father, last night I made love to 21yr old twin sisters, in positions that I think are illegal,over and over again." The priest thinks for a few minutes and replies, "Buy 7 lemons, squeeze the juice into a glass and then drink it. "Will this cleanse me of my sin ?" Asks the man. "No" says the priest, "But it will wipe that fucking smile off your face you jammy bastard!!!"
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